I was at the store yesterday, and I ran into Tarzan!
I asked him how it was going and if he was into
making anymore movies.
He told me that he could no longer make any more
movies as he had severe arthritis in both shoulders
and could no longer swing from vine to tree.
I asked how Jane was doing, he told me she was
in bad shape, in a nursing home, has Alzheimer’s
and no longer recognizes anyone. How sad.
I asked about Boy, and he told me that Boy had gone to the big city, got hooked up with bad women, drugs, alcohol,
and the only times he heard from him was when
he was in trouble or needed something.
I asked about Cheetah, he beamed and said she was doing good. She married a lawyer, had gotten some plastic surgery, and now lived in the White House!!!